I just realized I know live journal royalty. So I decided to post. Is that retarded?

An actual transcription of a conversation overheard last night while leaving a seminar.

b: mnrmrnmrnmrn
g: I know, b.
b: Mnr Mnr mnrmnr.
g: I know, b.
b: Mnr? mnrmnr?
g: Yah. b, I know.
b: yah know?
g: Yah.

If your relationship isn't capable of this level of communication you are really missing out. I mean that.

ACH! Alert the media. I am updating something two days in a row. And a new photo to boot. I got myself added to gse's friends page (http://www.antisleep.com/friends.php). Good jorb.

Just taught me how to add friends. This means nothing statistically significant regarding Kirstin. It does, however, indicate that I am a retard.

event? why does this box say "Event"? am i only supposed to write in case of Event?

Event: someone replied to my journal entry. my first one. aw.

Event: played a hockey game last night. we lost 6-1. but it was fun.

Event: we took cat-named-dot to the vet last night. everyone loves her. she's adorable. and annoying.

Event: it is my husband's mother's 60th birthday this weekend. we are going to see her but her own husband will be away for work.

Event: my mother just bought a new car at auction. she is giddy. i am sorry, make that Giddy.

Event: we have a 30 lb pumpkin next to a 2ft diameter potted purple mum on our porch and it pleases me greatly. i will have candles in little orange paper bags come halloween. the thought makes me giddy.

so. now. is it wrong for me to put a whole list of events in the one "Event" box?

what the hell am i doing here. i refuse to use capital letters. this is a test of my interest. when will i enter another entry.